1. Your ass must hurt from clenching around that broomstick. 

    But to answer your question, if I brushed my hair I’d lose all the secrets.

    Toodaloo, cunt.

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  2. whatshouldwecallme:

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  4. What are the roots that clutch, what branches grow
    Out of this stony rubbish? Son of man,
    You cannot say, or guess, for you know only
    A heap of broken images, where the sun beats,
    And the dead tree gives no shelter, the cricket no relief,
    And the dry stone no sound of water. Only
    There is shadow under this red rock,
    (Come in under the shadow of this red rock),
    And I will show you something different from either
    Your shadow at morning striding behind you
    Or your shadow at evening rising to meet you;
    I will show you fear in a handful of dust.
    from The Waste Land by T.S. Eliot (via hermionejg)
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  7. tlttyboi:

    Sublime_Santaria

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  8. some-newtype-bullshit:

    EVERY PART OF THIS IS WRONG

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  10. o-dawgtheinvincible:

    sigmarikz:

    certaflyably:

    thirstingaintdead:

    Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

    1. "Make me",
    2. "oh really",
    3. "is that so"

    "prove it"

    "What’s in it for me?"

    "The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."

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